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euphoriant.livejournal.com2010-06-13 11:25 pmâ™› (003) Complaints Box
[ Welcome to the official complaints box!
Besides the box, you will find an assortment of pens and pecils,
as well a neat stack of blank papers.
Please remember to sign your name before turning your
complaints in. ]
euphoriant.livejournal.com2010-05-20 07:48 pmâ™› (002) Complaints Box
[ You have reached Costumer Service. How may we help you?
If you desire to contact the Mâ– n, please dial (###). If you desire to make a query
about the way you are handled, please dial (###).
We will get back to you, eventually! ]
euphoriant.livejournal.com2010-02-10 07:13 pm
â™› (001) Complaints Box
[ We're sorry, but the number you have dialed is not available.
Please check the number and dial again, or dial (###) for Customer Service.
The merciless god of your universe will get back to you as soon as it is worth her time. ]
