ext_377850 ([identity profile] euphoriant.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] asleep2010-02-10 07:13 pm

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/SINGS LIKE DEATH

[identity profile] titsortits.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I WANT YOUR LOVE AND ALL YOUR LOVER'S REVENGE!

[identity profile] titsortits.livejournal.com 2010-02-11 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
HAHA--NO.

I'm active, you know! Do something with me already, this shit is getting boring as hell.

[identity profile] titsortits.livejournal.com 2010-02-11 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
NO.

I don't need a background.

I have these babies.

[identity profile] kindofaderp.livejournal.com 2010-02-11 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
where you may share your complaints with her.

What will you do?

>"RA RA AH AH AH RO MA ROMAMA."

>DERPDERP.

[identity profile] kindofaderp.livejournal.com 2010-02-11 03:08 am (UTC)(link)

>"See our mun fail. Fail, mun, fail!"
>|:

[identity profile] kindofaderp.livejournal.com 2010-02-11 04:02 am (UTC)(link)

>"But, babe, I like lazy fucks."

[identity profile] whentheytroll.livejournal.com 2010-02-11 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Couldn't you wait until I had a personality?

[identity profile] pokerwithgod.livejournal.com 2010-02-11 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
I fail to see how this post is my fault.

[identity profile] pokerwithgod.livejournal.com 2010-02-11 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
That inside joke stopped being amusing last April.

[identity profile] therabbitisalie.livejournal.com 2010-02-11 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Mun, could you, you know...

Finish my app?

[identity profile] therabbitisalie.livejournal.com 2010-02-11 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Then get an extension!

Just, stop procrastinating so much, and we'll be fine. You don't even know if this journal will work...

[identity profile] hypnoun.livejournal.com 2010-02-11 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Mundane...

I don't appreciate this at all.
Edited 2010-02-11 00:33 (UTC)

[identity profile] hypnoun.livejournal.com 2010-02-11 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Silly, procrastination is a horrible habit.

[identity profile] hypnoun.livejournal.com 2010-02-11 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
And an absolutely terrible one, at that. ♥

[identity profile] gogogochaos.livejournal.com 2010-02-11 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
HEY, YOU.

YES.



I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SHIP OR HOW MUCH YOU SHIP IT, MOTHERFUCKER. YOU ARE COCKBLOCKED, EVEN IF YOU HAVE A FUCKING VAGINA.

[identity profile] thefingruler.livejournal.com 2010-02-11 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
I do believe I was promised a threesome, dear~ ♥

[identity profile] thefingruler.livejournal.com 2010-02-11 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Now, now~ Are we so sure about that?

[identity profile] misfittinq.livejournal.com 2010-02-12 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
No she's not. :D

[identity profile] pantsoffnow.livejournal.com 2010-02-11 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
I can't believe you keep forgetting I exist, mun!

[identity profile] pantsoffnow.livejournal.com 2010-02-11 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Then charge your DS!

It's not fair if you know I'm active and do nothing about it.

[identity profile] bbydonthurtme.livejournal.com 2010-02-11 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
I know cutscenes are nice and all, mun, but... Could you please finish my game before applying for me anywhere?

[identity profile] bbydonthurtme.livejournal.com 2010-02-11 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
You could just leave it charging while you're at school...? You won't have to unplug everything to fit the charger in, if you do.