ext_377850 ([identity profile] euphoriant.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] asleep2010-05-20 07:48 pm
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[identity profile] euphoriant.livejournal.com 2010-05-21 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
YOUR GIRLFRIEND ALSO HAS A FIANCE

SHE MIGHT EVEN BE HAVING HOT LESBIAN SEX ON THE SIDE

GET OVER IT.

[identity profile] gogogochaos.livejournal.com 2010-05-21 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
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THAT'S NOT THE POINT.

[identity profile] euphoriant.livejournal.com 2010-05-21 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
RIGHT, RIGHT.

THE POINT IS THAT YOU CAN'T HANDLE DAT FUTURISTIC ASS, AMIRITE?
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[identity profile] gogogochaos.livejournal.com 2010-05-21 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
NO!

THE POINT IS, IT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.

[identity profile] euphoriant.livejournal.com 2010-05-21 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
OF COURSE.

AND I'M GUESSING YOU WERE BAKING PASTRIES LIKE A MENOPAUSAL 40-YEAR-OLD MOTHER AT 4AM BECAUSE YOU FELT LIKE IT, RIGHT? NOT BECAUSE YOU WERE THINKING TOO MUCH ABOUT IT?

[identity profile] gogogochaos.livejournal.com 2010-05-21 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT IF I HAPPEN TO ENJOY COOKING PASTRIES AT 4AM?

[identity profile] gogogochaos.livejournal.com 2010-05-21 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
WHATEVER.

/SLAMS THE DOOR

[identity profile] euphoriant.livejournal.com 2010-05-21 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
GOODBYE, DENIAL.
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